New Orleans

Congratulations! You have decidied to visit the murder capital of the United States... the Big Easy, the Crescent City, the Town That Care Forgot, New Orleans, Louisiana!

"Lassiez Le Bon Temps Roule" is the city motto, and dammit, we swear by that shit... but whether your intent is to stuff your face with awesome Creole grub, get shitfaced and projectile vomit on Bourbon St., expose yourself for cheap plastic beads, or buy crack and dodge bullets in one of our many sketch-ass neighborhoods, there is much to learn young padawan.

Many preconcieved notions exist about New Orleans based upon film portrayals, TV shows, and media coverage highlighting some of the darkest, shittiest days of the Crescent City's history... but stand the fuck back, cause this shit is about to get real; this is the /trv/elers guide to New Orleans.

[[File:Kenny-powers-kswiss-viral.jpg|thumb|Listen up you beautiful bitch - I'm about to fuck you up with some TRUTH.

...also Kenny Powers has nothing to do with New Orleans at all.]]MORE TO COME